Top ten things I do

MORE Top ten things I do to annoy the Flight attendant.

1. Put a real contemplative look on and say “take this down”


2. Get a hold of the intercom and sing the national anthem before take off.


3. Halfway through the in flight movie ask “whats the movie?”


4. Put my dinner in the barf bag and slowly eat out of it.


5. Every time I point use the first two fingers…just like them.


6. Ask if they get extra “hazard” pay for flying over New Jersey


7. Read one of those huge Bibles and demand a bigger tray.


8. Stand in line for the bathroom but never go in.


9. “Smoke” candy cigarettes.


10. “If this plane were to crash and land on a deserted island would you go out with  me then?”