Top Ten things

Top Ten things I WOULD do to annoy the class if/when I become a history teacher at a prestigious University

10. Mumble on purpose

9. Give students glittery stars below their name on the wall for each dumb answer.

8. Come in dressed up as Mary Todd Lincoln

7. Give different assigned seating every day, it helps me remember names

8. one word…neckbeard

7. Ask questions with obvious answers making them wonder if the question is rhetorical or not. Act annoyed every time someone answers out loud yet egg on the class when no one does.

6. Bash politicians for bashing politicians

5. Climb onto the desk and act out the final scene from King Kong…in slow motion

4. Flex my butt cheeks while writing on the board.

3.  Warning the students on the front row to move back ‘‘cause I’m a “spitter” when I talk.

2.  Fart.

1.  Show them this list and put a check next to each one every time I perform said acts, make it a competition by having them pick a number 1-10 and if yours wins, (by getting the most checks) at the end of the semester you automatically get an A!