Top Ten things I do

Top Ten things I do to be annoying at my workplace (The Home Depot)

10. When someone asks where something is in the store I just point and grunt.

9. Drive real close to people with the forklift hit the breaks real hard close to them and say , “Just kidding”

8. Hang out in every department but my own and when someone asks me a question I can always say, “ummm this isn’t really my department”

7. Climb up through the racking acting out the final act of King Kong.

6. Wear my apron backwards.

5.   Bark like a dog every time someone says the word “Lowes”

4. Page myself to the breakroom over the store intercom.

3. Fade in and out of a British accent when talking to customers.

2. Pick the flowers in the Garden Department and give them to the prettiest girl I see.

1. Try to be seen by the least amount of customers possible!!!!!!