I went to my brothers football game friday night. I like the band. The game is fun too.
But there is one problem with the band.
The flag girls are absolutely never on time. Yeah there is occasional droppage of the flags, but even when the flags remain in hand they still never, ever, flip, spin or twirl at exactly the same time according to the tempo of the music. Yet there are 75 clumsy teenagers marching around the flag girls on time AND playing instruments. Even the tubby tuba kid is doin okay. I just dont get it.
SO
Let us all click on my comment box and each make up the craziest reason why the flag girls never get it right...maybe this happens at your local sporting event, together we may solve this ancient conundrum...well at least I may get some funny stuff on the blog from Nadam Kalestrom
3 comments:
I have often pondered this great mystery as well my friend. Perhaps the answer lies in the minds of the majoritos themselves. I imagine that they have a hard time concentrating on the tempo and wicked hard flag spins that they perform because they are questioning their very existence on the field in the first place! I mean seriously, who invited them to step onto the great gridiron anyway. This is a place where warriors (real athletes) do head to head combat every friday night. IF you ask me (and you did) I would like to see a new version of majoretting take place nation wide. Full contact majoretting, it will be great! If they do not successfully stay on beat and spin their little flag pole thingies with sparkly fabric on them then they will be utterly desimated by a football player or the team if your county chooses so. Think about it. I'm out.
The Nadam
What the flag twirlers need instead of a flag is one of those big silver exercise balls that the flag girls at LU use. By doing this, no one would wonder anymore why their timing is so bad. They'd just be thinking to themselves, "What in the world are those big silver balls and what happened to their flags anyway?"
Nat
Okay... so I've been attempting to be a part of the funny comments concerning the flag girls for like 3 days now. I'm realizing, once again, that I'm not funny. The funny comments that role so beautifully and swiftly from the minds and tongues of others, like those who have commented previously, are like torture for me to think of. So, here is my horribly not funny comment. THE FLAG GIRLS ARE FAT! or anorexic. Extremes just don't work in the flag twirling art. I would now like to apogize in advance for wasting valuable space for humor
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